Sex doesnt get better after babies for the following reasons:
- It huts like hell ( in my case at least ) to have sex especially after my first born, i cried as if i was a virgin again. the pain was so bad i waited even longer again to do it.
- You feel as though your not sexy anymore to even be looked at naked. you think that you have a elephant face for a vagina, it is not pretty down there after baby guys!
- You feel ackward making those crazy sex noises becuase your baby is either in the bassinet next to you or in the room next door and your afraid the baby can hear you.
- Your privacy and walking around naked and having sex on all the counters of your home wont happen because your too busy cleaning up all the mess your baby did in the first place, you wont want to have sex on anything then a bed. it gives you a good reason to knock out after the 5 minutes,
- BECAUSE YOU ARE GOING TO WANT TO GET IT OVER WITH SO QUICK THAT 5 MINUTES IS ALL YOU NEED.
- We mommy's wont get on top anymore because we are trying to loose the baby weight and being on top just reminds us how we can crush you, or will be afraid that your thinking your having sex with a mar
- Your afraid to go through pregnancy all over again so you avoid sex as much as you can and settle for the shower head ( make sure its on full speed if you want a good one lol )
- Your so tired from the entire day and you know it may be another hectic night so you want all the sleep you can get.
- If you and your partner enjoyed to role play then you wont get much fun out of it this time because every character you think is sexy, will in some way remind you your a mom ( ex: teacher, nurse, maid )
- And the final reason why sex sucks after baby is unless your doing kegals every minute of everyday, it wont ever be the same lol sorry guys !
A tired MOM
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