SEX AFTER BABY

Has anyone's sex life gotten even better after baby? if anyone answers you YES then that person is Lying to you my friend!

Sex doesnt get better after babies for the following reasons:

1. It huts like hell ( in my case at least ) to have sex especially after my first born, i cried as if i was a virgin again. the pain was so bad i waited even longer again to do it.
2. You feel as though your not sexy anymore to even be looked at naked. you think that you have a elephant face for a vagina, it is not pretty down there after baby guys!
3. You feel ackward making those crazy sex noises becuase your baby is either in the bassinet next to you or in the room next door and your afraid the baby can hear you.
4. Your privacy and walking around naked and having sex on all the counters of your home wont happen because your too busy cleaning up all the mess your baby did in the first place, you wont want to have sex on anything then a bed. it gives you a good reason to knock out after the 5 minutes,
5. BECAUSE YOU ARE GOING TO WANT TO GET IT OVER WITH SO QUICK THAT 5 MINUTES IS ALL YOU NEED. 
6. We mommy's wont get on top anymore because we are trying to loose the baby weight and being on top just reminds us how we can crush you, or will be afraid that your thinking your having sex with a mar
7. Your afraid to go through pregnancy all over again so you avoid sex as much as you can and settle for the shower head ( make sure its on full speed if you want a good one lol )
8. Your so tired from the entire day and you know it may be another hectic night so you want all the sleep you can get.
9. If you and your partner enjoyed to role play then you wont get much fun out of it this time because every character you think is sexy, will in some way remind you your a mom ( ex: teacher, nurse, maid )
10. And the final reason why sex sucks after baby is unless your doing kegals every minute of everyday, it wont ever be the same lol sorry guys !

Sincerely,

A tired MOM

POTTY TRAINING

So now that i thought potty training was over with my first born, now im back to it with my second. and sometimes it frustrates me because i cant tell if she understands or not.

My daughter is going to be two in August, and ive heard from alot of people that potty training girls is much easier then boys, im hoping this is true because potty training my son was hell ! he didint get the concept and now im back to have the "wetting the bed" kind of nights with him ( but thats a whole other post )

So recently genesis has been saying "pee pee mommy" so i take her and see if she does anything and to my surprise SUCCESS ! she has and it makes me that much more eager for potty training especially since diapers now a days are more expensive then dam tampons ! so anyways, this morning she wakes me up and says mommy pee pee, so i take her pull down her pullup and she goes ! and im excited as hell, you have no idea because just the thought of having both my kids potty trained by the end of this year excites the hell out of me. Not to mention that its going to get just as expensive to buy those things that go on the mattress for the bed wetter that my son has become recently.

Why is it that little girls like to be naked all the time, or is it just my daughter? she loves to take off her pullup and just hang out naked. im scared of my future sometimes.
My ideas for the summer time is basically leaving her without any pull ups when i take her to the park or somewhere, i mean of course it may be messy but maybe it will be her way of telling me easily because if i know my daughter, she wont want to stay wet. she doesnt like the feeling of being wet so this could work in my advantage.

My best tips for potty training a child in general would be the following, it worked for me so hopefully it works for you!

Potty Training Tips that worked for me 

1. As soon as your child wakes up, take them to the potty and sit them down ( if you have a boy just have him stand there) and just show them that this is where they should go in the middle of the night or in the morning ( without waking up mommy or daddy lol )  get them into the routine
2. Ask them if they have to use the potty every 30 minutes or so, or even after everytime they have a drink. i know you might be saying " i dont have the time to ask every 30 minutes but think of it this way, its like changing a diaper. you have to do it anyways so might as well.
3. make potty time fun time, bring an ipad ( it works for mine ) and find either a fun potty or a character seat cover for the kids, one of his favorite superhero's or her favorite princess. 
4. In the summer time its best to keep all pullup's off and go commando! i know it can get messy sometimes so make sure to pack extra pants and extra wipes.
5. start the potty song ( follow link for those parents that have no idea which potty song to go with, ELMO POTTY SONG )

Keep in mind, some things work and some things dont, but as long as you are persistent with it without scaring them either then you should be good.

GOOD LUCK MOMMY'S AND DADDY'S !

Sincerely,

A tired Mom.

 

 

HELLO

Hello Mommy's, Daddy's, or whatever else you call yourself's lol.

So lets start by saying i am NO EXPERT on mother life, im still learning as i go. but i figured that if im experincing things just as the same as other mothers out their then im sure i can relate with alot of diffrent people.

I guess it would be smart though to introuduce myself first so instead of writing a thousand and one things about myself and my life then i thought i would sum it up into 10 FACTS about me.

1. I am 27 years old ( sometimes i forget my age, it happens to ALL MOMS ) dont judge me 
2. i have two kids, My son jeremiah is going to be 4 next month and my daughter Genesis is going to be 2 in August.
3. I live in NYC ( not born, but raised) im originally from chile ! ( if your going to ask me where the hell that is then just do yourself a favor and look at a map )
4. Im a working mom. ENOUGH SAID
5. i struggle with alot of the same issues most woman go through, although i like to believe that i am the ONLY one who goes through it. ( im a bit dramatic at times )
6. i have no filter in my mouth, so sometimes i will admit things that some moms wont want to admit out loud.
7. Ive been married for the past 5 years. ( not long but its been long enough for me to secrectly sometimes want to shove a pillow over his face, while he sleeps of course )
8. I LOVE TO BE A MOM, BUT IT DOES DRIVE ME INSANE SOMETIMES.
9. i am very sarcastic mom
10. IM AWESOME !!!

yay so their you go, those are some 10 random facts about me. im sure you will learn more about me down the line.

So meanwhile, enjoy my blog and everything that comes with it !

Sincerely,

A tired MOM.